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#british men trapped in corridors

STOP

This isn’t funny.

I am British, and this is a serious problem.

Many a time I have walked down a corridor, only to find a poor man standing there, staring, just staring, in oddly patterened shirts and jeans.

Our government is doing it’s best, but sometimes it seems nothing can be done.

I’ve heard of cases where  they’ve actually had to knock down the walls to get them out, and that’s very risky, as you can see as they are attracted to the walls and lean on them…

Millie keep an eye on Mike he could be next

So many of my friends have died from bad shirts and small confined spaces. :/ When will the Conservatives do something about this problem.

omg

I mean you can try putting up signs but sometimes it’s not even known how they’re getting in there or why the british male attempts to make its home in brick corridors. They are delicate,  mysterious creatures, and I hope the EPA steps in soon.

This is just so sad. Reblogging because I have a heart.

We can’t just close our eyes to the plight of British men trapped in corridors in peculiar shirts. Don’t just scroll past this, reblog. It won’t make your blog look ugly.

99% OF YOU WILL NOT REBLOG THIS BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE THEIR BLOG LOOK UGLY OR BECAUSE THEY JUST CAN’T BE BOTHERED BUT THOSE PEOPLE ARE EVIL AND THEY CARE MORE ABOUT THEMSELVES THAN THE 1000s OF MEN TRAPPED IN IN CORRIDORS WHILE WEARING PECULIAR SHIRTS AND JUMPERS AND BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL THEY DESERVE TO DIE IN A FIRE AND FLAMING BAGS OF POO ON THEIR DOORSTEP AND STUFF

Guys, calm down.  Stop pointing fingers here and let’s get to the root of the problem.  A British male would hardly venture out of his natural habitat like this unless he was compelled to by lack of sustenance.  This is what degrillandpubistation is doing to our world guys.  Everyday more that 200 acres of grill and pub are razed, destroying the homelands that these creatures have been occupying for generations.  Take a look around you and think carefully — is this the world you want your children to inherit?  

Bringing this back to my blog because it’s an issue close to my heart. More importantly, if British men continue to be trapped in hallways, they WILL DIE OUT. How often has Merchant complained about being unable to find a wife? It’s because he’s constantly getting trapped in dark hallways like this one (often because the doors are just too damn small). He’s never going to meet anyone down there…

28 Feb 12 @ 9:49 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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